Apartment searching and we choose the first place we looked at because the old lady who owns it seems nice and roomies don’t seem like dirty blimps this time
when your white friends defend you
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck
me as a parent