Morbo: The scorching heat has melted the polar ice caps, causing floods of biblical proportion.

checks my phone’s personal dictionary

sees ‘boipussy’ near the top of the list

goodbye

Apartment searching and we choose the first place we looked at because the old lady who owns it seems nice and roomies don’t seem like dirty blimps this time

milliardo:

when your white friends defend you

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jackanthonyfernandez:

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

Puppup

jackanthonyfernandez:

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

Puppup

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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jandjob:

sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

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wild-guy:

Achrioptera fallax (x)

automatically:

me as a parent