densetsu-no-stahpenisu:

quang-senpaii:

Me wen am hight

Me when I realize that I killed nearly everyone in the entire world and fused their souls into a bleeding radioactive sphere, nobody trusts me, everyone wants to use me for their own purposes or wants me dead, and the girl I tried to protect by accidentally bringing about near-apocalypse is dead, and I’ve been trying to fuck her clone, which is a clone of a clone of my dead mom whose soul is residing in the giant bio-mechanical angelic death machine that I used to kill everyone, and I just wanna go back and play gay piano with my alien boyfriend, but I missed the recital and he’s probably disappointed because I’m high.

densetsu-no-stahpenisu:

quang-senpaii:

Me wen am hight

Me when I realize that I killed nearly everyone in the entire world and fused their souls into a bleeding radioactive sphere, nobody trusts me, everyone wants to use me for their own purposes or wants me dead, and the girl I tried to protect by accidentally bringing about near-apocalypse is dead, and I’ve been trying to fuck her clone, which is a clone of a clone of my dead mom whose soul is residing in the giant bio-mechanical angelic death machine that I used to kill everyone, and I just wanna go back and play gay piano with my alien boyfriend, but I missed the recital and he’s probably disappointed because I’m high.

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

Costume DesignThe Fifth Element (1997)

by Jean Paul Gaultier

Morbo: The scorching heat has melted the polar ice caps, causing floods of biblical proportion.

checks my phone’s personal dictionary

sees ‘boipussy’ near the top of the list

goodbye

Apartment searching and we choose the first place we looked at because the old lady who owns it seems nice and roomies don’t seem like dirty blimps this time